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April 22, 2019 · 2 Comments

How To Emergency Clean Your House Fast!

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How to emergency clean your house fast for unexpected company (aka you mother-in-law)!!

cartoon of cleaning woman with bucket, vacuum, and mop running to speed clean house for company

Like I would ever be this calm if my mother-in-law was on her way…

For Real. Suzy Homemaker Is My Idol.

Okay, so am I the only one?

I’m chugging down the tracks, right? Making serious progress as a wannabe Suzy Homemaker.

The gears are turning and meshing and doing whatever gears do.

I’m so high on this housekeeping thing, I contemplate buying a frilly apron. Wait, I know – I’ll sew one! By hand! But first – first, I’ll spin some cotton and weave a beautiful hand-dyed fabric.

I wonder if Amazon carries cotton, spinning wheels, looms, bloodroot and Japanese indigo?* What?! They have live ladybugs? Are you kidding me? Maybe I’ll go dig up the yard for a garden instead…

Whoa – hold up. Focus, Squirrel-Girl. Back to your post.

Anyway, so I’m prancing down Betty Crocker Boulevard. Life glides smoothly along.

Then suddenly, everything just kind of…disintegrates.

Oh, you too?

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The Dirty House Magnet Phenomenon

It happens.

And when it does, it’s like my disaster area of a house sends out a cosmic message to the universe.

Hey, universe, we’d love company. Or maybe a visit from a repairman? That’s right, the sooner the better…

Or maybe it’s not that somebody’s coming over. Maybe the mess makes it so you simply cannot think. You need to get it together, and you need to get it together right now.

Unfortunately, over the past 20+ years, I’ve had to perfect the art of quickly and efficiently digging out of my messy house hole (ew).

If I’m motivated and need to wrangle my house back into submission fast, I turn to the 5-Minute Game.

My Husband Read This Post And Now He Knows I’ve TRicked Him

But Mommm, when you said we’d play a game, we thought you meant Monopoly. This game sucks.

My family detests this game, but they know it has a definite end (and it makes Mom nicer), so they play along. If your children are small, work in teams and the little guys can be go-fers.

This game is NOT for deep cleaning or organizing. Kids stink at deep cleaning and organizing anyway, and, sorry, but you don’t have time for either one of those right now.

Here’s how you play:

  1. Break the news that it’s time for the most funnest game on earth! Promise a reward once you’re done if everyone cooperates. As the kids get older, their favorite reward tends to be ending it early. (Psst – add a few extra time blocks that you can then remove as a reward – they’ll never know. Win-win)
  2. Squelch your inner control freak. The only rule is “do something, anything to improve your assigned room in the next 5 minutes.” They get to decide what that something is. Because it’s still better than Mom doing it alone.

Hint: If Dad is a vacuum artiste who doesn’t mind doing it, schedule him the last pass through any rooms with carpet. By the time he gets there, he’ll naturally choose vacuuming.

You schemer, you.

  1. Announce how long the game will last and stick to it. If you go over, next time you need help they will disappear.

Ask me how I know.

  1. Make and post a quick chart – names (team or individual) across the top, room assignments in columns underneath. I’m talking a one-minute jot-down on a grocery pad here.

If you promised, say, 45 minutes, then pick 8 rooms each (with changeover time). A room needs extra TLC? List it as many times as necessary (but not the same one twice in a row for the same person).

And use a logical order. If the laundry room is your domain and you need to get it started, put yourself there before anyone else. Rooms that require the same tools (like a vacuum) shouldn’t be on two people’s lists at the same time.

  1. Set a timer in a central location for 5 minutes.
  2. Yell “Go!” (or “Vamanos!” for you Dora fans) and encourage everyone to work as fast as they can.
  3. You must stop after 5 minutes and switch. Switch fast, don’t drag on whatever you were doing when it went off. This will keep you from getting hyper-focused and make your family trust you.

This game is also great for helping with focus, even when you have loads of time (yeah, that’ll happen).

Do not expect a major overhaul of any room. The point is only to get the house back to a state where you can think. Or where the thought of a last-minute visitor doesn’t mortify you.

Grace and Frankie Is Awesome and I Need Their Anti-Aging Technology

Even when we’re in the groove, there will always be times when our house isn’t at its best (to say the least).

Sometimes because we get, let’s face it, lazy. Week after Christmas, sugar coma, finally time for myself, where did all this new clutter come from, let’s binge watch Grace and Frankie lazy.

Or we go on a trip, leaving behind the teen who inherited our ADHD gene. (Thank goodness I raised my son right – he rarely moves from his computer chair. Learn from me, people.)

Or when we get home from that trip, we’re still in vacation mode and procrastinate a tad too long before switching over to real life. Or, worse yet, we switch back at such breakneck speed that there’s no time for a cleanup cushion.

Side Note: A cleanup cushion is not like a whoopee cushion. Whoopee cushions are fun. Cleaning cushions, not so much.

Many times, life just gets stupid crazy. Big, unexpected opportunities crop up, or we attempt too many messy projects at one time (famous for that one), or we take on so much in general that routines fly out the window.

I Wanna Be a Cesspool When I Grow Up

Wouldn’t it be marvelous if we could let up for a bit, but our houses would still behave. They would grow up and stop playing dress-up, pretending they are dumpsters, or junk yards, or landfills??

I’m thinking that’s not going to happen, at least not 100%. It comes with the territory of who we are.

We like to do all the things. We overschedule.

And sometimes we crash.

And when we do…and we will…it’s nice to have a way to fix it. And fix it fast!

*They do.

Company Not On the Way But Still Need Help Focusing?

Try one (or more) of these methods to get out of your own way.  And if you’re just not motivated, maybe one of these will help:

Cleaning Motivation When You’re Just Not Feeling It

How To Motivate Yourself To Clean When You’re Depressed

P.S. Want to be notified of my latest posts? If you sign up for my email list using the subscribe box in the sidebar (or at the bottom of the page on mobile)… um, I’d say you’ll be notified, but I’d probably be lying. I can’t promise you’ll ever get an email from me (not counting the one where I check to make sure you’re not a robot totally putting me on – that one you should get instantly but know that it’s “automatic-email-reply-robot-finder-outer-me” and not “real-got-over-herself-me”). I’m pretty terrified of emailing strangers. But if I do ever get over it, you’ll be one step ahead of the game. So that’s good, right? I mean, how many times are you ever ahead? This is totally your chance.

P.P.S. If this post helped you, I’d love it if you could save it to your Pinterest board. I’m not sure how the magic works, but the more people who share it, the more Pinterest thinks I’m A-OK and then they’re willing to show my pins to more people and yada yada yada. I’d email you my appreciation but…well, refer to the “P.S.” above. Just know in my heart I appreciate you.

pinterest image: before and after clean and messy house, text "company coming? clean your messy house fast!"

pinterest image: cleaning lady mom with mop and bucket running to speed clean house, text "company on the way? clean your house fast!"

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  1. Carrie Brett says

    September 16, 2019 at 1:03 PM

    Ok, so no one coming to visit or anything but my house was so bad I felt like if I can just get a good jump start on things I can start making head way on it getting better….so the 5 of us did you 5-minute game over the weekend. (mom and dad and 3 kids, well not little kids anymore thank goodness) We did it for 30 minutes switching every 5 and it was WONDERFUL!!!!! EVERYONE did better than I expected and I was soooo happy with this “game” and they honestly didn’t seem to mind it. It made a HUGE dent it all that needed to get done. I really think doing it this way broke the tedium up and made is seem quicker than what it actually was. I can now this week (hopefully) start picking up the couple areas that are mine that have over grown and get things at least somewhat on track. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I think I will turn this into a 15 minute game every weekend to just get things situated that have gone astray during the week.

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    • Life Unflaked says

      September 16, 2019 at 5:00 PM

      Aw! Thanks for telling me. I’m so glad it helped. Even if your kids end up hiding from you every weekend to avoid the game, it’s still a win-win 🙂

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