Cleaning a garage is usually something you tackle only when the Halloween decorations, your favorite measuring tape, and/or the occasional puppy disappear forever into its murky maw. But sometimes, you gotta get it cleaned up (to keep the ASPCA off your back, if nothing else).
So I’ve written out step-by-step instructions on how to clean out the garage and find your missing-since-1994-ThighMaster (or to rescue little Gumdrop).
Why We Put Off Cleaning the Garage
But first, a strange analogy for those willing to indulge my mental meanderings.
Or click here to go right to the step-by-step instructions on how to clean out the garage.